Promo and Projects

(english version just under)
Themalicious vol.5 sors bientot et devinez qui à fait la couverture... (je suis trop fier)
5 BD exclusives (dont une de moi) et une petite foutrée d'illustrations autours du thème des cours avec des artistes franchement sympa. du cul et de la bonne humeur.
Je ne saurai que trop vous conseiller de mettre la patte dessus! même si vous ne venez sur mon blog que pour des les verges démesurées et les muscles à outrance, vous pourriez avoir une bonne (et grosse) surprise... ;) tout les détails sur le forum de Themalicious.

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The 5th issue of Themalicious is about to be released! and guess who did the cover... (yeah! check me out!)
5BD exclusives comics (including one made by yours truly) a handfull of nice artwork on the theme of studies. a nice and funny fapping material if you speak french...
By the way, if what you like about my art is massive muscle and hyper wang you might be in for a nice surprise ;) all the details on the Themalicious forum

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I'm still dealing with a bunch of drama on a daily basis (especially with my job) but at least I have the time to draw. so back to muscle and hyper art!

I've been browsing through my unfinished works and decided to try and finish them. for exemple that fanart of HSmuscleboy has been a sketch on my harddrive for like... years...

I got a few more artworks up my sleeve. I'll publish them soon.

I'll get a new computer soon. One that'll work with Windows so I'll get to experiment with 3D and Flash (I can't find the right software for mac). I had a collaborative flash project going a while ago (see the sketch just under) I worked a lot on it and I'd like to try and finish it.

anyway don't get your hopes high I don't know if I'll be able to do anything decent out of flash.

Hiatus

Hello,
The blog has been quite neglected lately and will be on stand by till at least july.
I'm really sorry about that but I have quite a lot of things going on at the moment (drama again...)
and as a result I'm running late on Themalicious (like really reaaaally late).
I wont be uploading or taking com till then.
Sorry about that.
I'll be back mid-summer (without the drama hopefully).

drama drama drama

Hey guys,
I haven't been active at all lately.
I'm sorry but I had plenty of drama to deal with:
boyfriend has been kicked from his flat had to move in with me,  job hunting, hospitalisation, no really, my life last month was as fucked up as a soap opera.
Anyway, I'm ok, and I'm trying to get back on drawing.

hurry up and leave 2012...

I hope you guys had a wonderful Xmas. Mine was shitty.

but at least I finally got a new tablette! I have been using my old one for five years and though it's an amazing tablette it was starting to show signs of decay:

the new one is super futuristic and it has shitload of captors, buttons and stuff!

here is the first work I did with it:

 in case you're wondering, I am still open commission. the link is on the top right corner of the page.

I can't wait to use my new toy!

November 'Stache

I am busy. really.

this month I have already started a crusade with Y!, adopted a kitteh and grown a stache.
the latest being related to Movember the association against prostate cancer. get checked guys (seriously, if you're wanking to my drawing, a finger in your bum isn't gonna hurt you and it could save your life).
At the moment I am finishing a 10 pages comic for the amazing french fanzine Themalicious. here is a little preview of my work Ali Bukkake and the 40 rapists!

and I am also working on stuff for you obviously! stay tuned I'll be back by the end of the month!

Fuck Y! Gallery

Title pretty much sums it up. Y!Gallery can go hang.
I recently got reported for violation of Y! ToS because of that work:

now, guess why I've been reported?
I received a notification stating that I indeed violated Rule#1.
Rule#1 states that all characters must be male and present male body feature.
Riiiiight... at that point I started to giggle nervously and my left eye started twitching.
before going on a homicidal rampage I decided to wrote to the mods to get the answer to that simple question: "the fuck?!"
and here is what I received:

"I checked into your case and the problem is not that he is considered feminine, the problem stems from the side view of the character where his pecs resemble rounded breasts which is currently a violation of rule 1c. I'm truly sorry, I know this is very frustrating, but until the rule changes are approved by our site owner, Asiandude, and we are told differently, we must follow the rules as they are currently written."

that's pretty much the face I made

That answer, my dear friends, implies, at best, that Y! mods are moronic and at worst that Y! is bullying artists out of their website. That also means that half of my works could get deleted from Y! for the same reason, that submitting further work of the same nature would be a game of russian roulette and that Y! staff do not give a flying fuck about being unfair to artists. Well, congrats Y! I'm not submitting anything anymore on your site and I do hope you'll hit rock bottom soon.

I therefore declare Bring Out The Meat my official den. (and the creation of the Ygallery sucks and rant labels).
Yay! go me!

copyright infringement, that's what's for breakfast! (edit)

Bollocks!
That's a pretty fucked up way to start a friday.

Here I was having a lovely breakfast for my last day of work, sipping a cup of Wild Cherry Black tea with Corn Bread Toast, looking through mails, notification, friends request, russian brides and viagra scam when I notice some private message on Y! about copyright infringment... (once again, thank you guys for telling me).

Someone uploaded my works on DeviantArt! Without asking me! On a page full of "hey check out my new serie!1!1!1 Hope u like it!kthxby" "wanna RP" and using some random corbin fisher beefcake as a DeviantID picture ("it's a me mario whateverhisname... let's RP!")...
(I am a bit caricatural but you get the picture).

So yeah I'm pissed off. I never uploaded my work on D.A. cause I think it's too porny and it look like D.A. is not as permissive as Y! on that point. So imagine my surprise...

Next step is sending a PM to that son of a bitch asshole chicken raper uncivic person and reporting each and every of MY artwork on HIS gallery and justifying that I fucking OWN the COPYRIGHT and NEVER gave MY autorisation! It's time consuming and annoying and it FUCKED UP MY BREAKFAST!

Sorry about the rant but letting the steam off is nice.

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After 6 reports from my hand and some other people, private message and comment on his wall, the DeviantArt account of that guy/girl/whatever has been desactivated.

in conclusion I want to thank that moron for making a fool of himself and making me waste time and energy.

Dear ArtWorkThief,

Next time you want to rip off someone's work think about it 'cause the time I spent chasing after you wasn't spent on artworks.
I hope you (whoever you are) break a leg.

Yours truly, Rent.